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just a random song i made with my soda bottle idk
thefirebenderwiththedragontattoo:
“Hey Jesus, how much do you love me?”
“This much!”
“Aw, that’s nice!”
“Jesus are you okay?”
“JESUS NO!”
to the neighbors making noise complaints across the street.
I was out yesterday and I saw Dumbledore just casually getting gas
EXPECTO PETROLEUM
OH MY GOD I FELE OS BAD FOR LAUGHING
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#I M GOIGN TO HELL #FUNNY
I’m gonna bring my laptop outside and see how far I can run before photobooth can take a picture
A special message to One Direction.
OK, I can explain. At some point in high school I received this Harry Potter doll as a gift. Shortly after the little rubber glasses came off and my friend, Rodolfo, and I got tired of his Sorcerer’s Stone clothes. So we transformed the HP doll into a high fashion model, and Dolfo made clothes for him out of scraps of fabric and napkins and leaves and shit. And we’d spend lunch period doing photoshoots and stuff and it was almost terrifyingly legit quality.
Anyway, at one point in senior year of high school back in like January 2008, we went to our friend Courtney’s apartment to film a music video of the Harry doll set to Beyonce’s song Naughty Girl and yeah, this happened.
I’m pretty sure my only contribution was the bubbles but idk. Enjoy the weirdness. [X]
there are bits of apple all over my laptop because i thought it would be a good idea to eat while watching
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#oh my fucking god #funny
“Gettin’ real tired of your bullshit, Francine.”
