niallar:

no one is a bigger fan of niall horan than niall horan

neurotoxus:

the most uncomfortable part of breaking dawn was when bella and edward were having sex in their new house and bella was climaxing and this old lady next to me was like “i miss getting orgasms like that”

coletureconcept:

People keep asking me “Cole, why do you post weird pictures of yourself?” 

Because I can.

• Romney: We need to drop Obamacare!
• Obama: We need to drop... THE BASS
•  Skrillex descends from the ceiling and leads America into a new golden age

molleficent:

THE ACTUAL WORST HUMAN BEING KEVIN JONAS

childrenofthegoats:

Marilyn Manson mixed with a goat.

gaymeofthrones:

me: mom im hungry

mom: eat a fruit

me:

 

pockytardis:

HOW THE FUCK HASN’T TUMBLR FOUND THIS YEt

fuckyeahzarry:

and people say edward is the hotter twin

how

it is harRY IT IS THE SAME PERSON

danys-dragons:

What if you were actually a mentally ill person, and the government has hired actors to act like you are normal and every good or bad thing that happens to you is just a test to see how you would react and this post may just be a clue to the situation you are in, and as you read this, the government is locking me away in a tiny cell