two beautiful cardinals stand before me
but only one can be rome’s next top pope
cole sprouse should at least tell us the grade we got for his sociology project
MILEY CYRUS IS RECORDING
JOE JONAS AND TAYLOR SWIFT ARE TALKING
DEMI LOVATO IS BRUNETTE WITH BANGS
SELENA GOMEZ IS APPARENTLY RETURNING TO DISNEY
WE’VE ALL BEEN TRANSPORTED TO 2008
even if you don’t like taylor swift you kind of like taylor swift don’t lie to yourself

who is gonna pay 54 dollars to be slaughtered in the night
judas was creepy as fuck




IT IS NOT MY FAULT THAT MY PARENTS OWN THE WORLD’S LARGEST COLLECTION OF BLACK SANTAS
is having a penis weird
like
it just hangs there
occasionally flopping
why is it called a training bra
what are you training for
the bra olympics
the boob championships