two beautiful cardinals stand before me

but only one can be rome’s next top pope



cole sprouse should at least tell us the grade we got for his sociology project 



MILEY CYRUS IS RECORDING

JOE JONAS AND TAYLOR SWIFT ARE TALKING

DEMI LOVATO IS BRUNETTE WITH BANGS

SELENA GOMEZ IS APPARENTLY RETURNING TO DISNEY

WE’VE ALL BEEN TRANSPORTED TO 2008



even if you don’t like taylor swift you kind of like taylor swift don’t lie to yourself



it’s september why isn’t green day asleep



we are never ever getting back together

                                                                                                              like…ever



who is gonna pay 54 dollars to be slaughtered in the night



judas was creepy as fuck



IT IS NOT MY FAULT THAT MY PARENTS OWN THE WORLD’S LARGEST COLLECTION OF BLACK SANTAS



is having a penis weird

like

it just hangs there

occasionally flopping 



why is it called a training bra

what are you training for

the bra olympics

the boob championships